Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

Sardar’s Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai ,
Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . .
Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->

5 Hi-tech sardar inventions

1.Waterproof towel!

2.Solar powered torch!

3.Book on how to read!

4.Pedal powered wheel chair!

5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

Sardar Went To Cinema Wid His Dogs 2 watch The Movie "SHOLAY"
When VEERU Says: Basanti In Kutto K Saamne Mat Naachna

Sardar Says: Q Nhi Naachna Mene In Kutto Ki Ticket Bhi Li Hy . . . ;->

Sardar’s Son Was Filling Application ForM.



In ForM It Was Asked About MOTHER TONGUE.

Son:Papa G Ithay Ki Likhaan?



SARDAR: Likh Day Putar,
VERY LONG… ;->