*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy

Sardar: Google Singh

Teacher: Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?

Sardar: O Sir G Main Jithy v Howaan Abba Lab e Lenda ay. . .*

Na Kar Bandeya Meri Meri,

Na Teri Na Meri,

4 Dinan Da Mela, Duniya Fair Mitti Di Dheri,

Mander Dha De

Masjid Dha De,

Dha De Jo Kuj Dhenda,

Ek Banday Da Dil Na Dhaanwien,

Rab Dilan Vich Rainda.

Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu

Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda….

Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey