Sardar And Dost

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Sardar: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Dost: Kaise?

Sardar: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal he Naye Sandal kharide hain

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Teacher And Student

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Techr: kutta p00ch ky0 hilata
hai…??
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Stud: ky0ki p00ch mein itni
takat nhi ki vo kutte k0 hila
sake… :-D :-P

Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas!!

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Us Shaks Ki Naadani

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us shaks ki naadani ki hadd tu dekh0,

saqi

mujhe ch0r kr mera jesa dh0ond rha hai….

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Pathan And Radio Pakistan

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Pathan:Tm ne mje dokha dia hy.

Dukandar:Sir mene apko asli radio dia hy.

Pathan:Radio pr MADE in JAPAN hy Or On karo to khta hy ye radio pkstan hai

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I Cried When

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I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… . :)

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